Santa's and Sigmund Freud's Holiday Tale |
LyricsNOT ONE TOY'S DELIVERED IT'S LATE CHRISTMAS EVERUMORS FLYLIKE REINDEER BUT SANTA'S RELIEVED AFTER PRAYING TO GOD, SANTA'S FACE WAS AGLOW HE FOUND HIS LONG-LOST SANTA SACK IN THE SNOW HE FLEW TO VIENNA TO MAKE A CERTAIN HEART SOAR PUTTING HIS SLEIGH DOWN, HE KNOCKED ON A DOOR YES, I'M SIGMUND FREUD THE FAMOUS PSYCHIATRIST COME IN MY HOUSE SIR YOU DO NEED ANALYSIS PLEASE LIE DOWN ON MY COUCH. FREE ASSOCIATE STOP YOUR HO HO HOING THE HOUR'S GROWING LATE. YOU CLAIM YOU'RE SANTA! ALL SANTA'S ARE JUST FUN YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM HALLUCINATIONS SON! YOUR BEARD'S SNOWWHITE AND YOU'RE BELLY'S ROUND LIKE ALL THOSE STORE SANTAS ALL OVER TOWN YOU'VE TALKED WITH REINDEER SINCE THE 3RD CENTURY!! SIR YOU HAVE TOO MANY BATS IN YOUR BELFRY HAVING A RED SLEIGH WITH EIGHT TINY REINDEER PARKED AT MY HOUSE, PROVES NOTHING! BE CLEAR! I DEMAND FACTS! YES, I WROTE TO SANTA YEARS AGO HOW FASCINATING SIR, SO YOU TRULY DO KNOW! MY PAPA WORKED LONG HOURS AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY THIS SPECIAL GIFT I WANTED WHEN I WAS KNEE HIGH WISHING FOR A PRESENT FROM SANTA WASN'T VERY NICE MY FAMILY WAS JEWISH; I WENT TO PAPA FOR ADVICE PAPA GAVE PERMISSION FOR ME TO WRITE TO YOU. BUT SANTA YOU NEVER EVER FOLLOWED THROUGH WHAT! YOU WANT ME TO READ YOUR NOTE OF LONG AGO? DOCTOR FREUD WAS SHOCKED HIS FACE TURNED AGLO\W DEAR LITTLE SIGMUND HAPPY HANUKKAH TO YOU HOPE YOU LOVE YOUR CHOO TRAIN FROM YOU KNOW WHO! DOCTOR FREUD FORGIVE ME I HAVE TO JUMP IN MY SLEIGH TO DELIVER ALL THESE TOYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY |
| Song Length: 2:38 |
| Primary Genre: Folk-General |
| Secondary Genre: - |