God's Not a Mets Fan |
LyricsGOD?S NOT A METS FANWE HOOPED AND WE HOLLERED IN THE ?86 SERIES BUT TEARS SOON FLOODED THE SUBWAY SERIES SO METS FANS TURNED TO HEAVEN AS WE BELIEVE BUT GOD HAD SOMETHING UP HIS HOLY SLEEVE BEFORE THE FIRST GAME WE TRIED TO BE SCARY OUT TROTTED KEITH, MOOKIE, LENNY, AND GARY OUR HEROES OF ?86 COULDN?T SCARE THE YANKS AWAY LIKE THEY SCARED THE SOX AS BUCKNER?S LEGS GAVE WAY (chorus) OH RED SOX FANS SUFFER FROM BABE RUTH?S CURSE BUT OUR NEW YORK METS HAVE IT MUCH MUCH WORSE WORSE THAN BEING HAUNTED BY OLD BABE RUTH GOD?S NOT A METS FAN AND THAT?S THE HELLISH TRUTH GOD LOVES THE YANKEES I WISH IT WASN?T TRUE BUT LOOK AT ALL THAT WE WENT THROUGH THROUGHOUT THIS SERIES I CRIED WITH OUR METS THE YANKEES ROBBED US WITHOUT REGRETS OUR METS PLAYED THEIR HEARTS OUT BUT YANKEE PRIDE TURNED CLOSE GAMES INTO WINS FOR THEIR SIDE WHY ROGER THREW A BAT FASTER THAN HIS BALL HOW COULD OUR METS HAVE ANY CHANCE AT ALL?? (repeat chorus) NOW THOSE YANKEE FANS LAUGH IN OUR FACE THEY DON?T BELIEVE WE?RE FROM THE HUMAN RACE GOD WE?LL PRAY HARDER! PLEASE LET US WIN BAN ROGER?S BAT AND BALL WE?LL BE A SHOO-IN! (repeat last two lines and fade) Written by Joe Pickering, Jr. Joe Pickering, Jr., President King of the Road Music 13 Pond Street Bangor, ME 04401 1-207-947-3525 C2001 |
| Song Length: 2:59 |
| Primary Genre: Country-Contemporary |
| Secondary Genre: - |