Ben The Bull |
LyricsBEN THE BULLI BEN THE BULL PROCLAIM THIS MANIFESTO WE BULLS WANT A FAIR DEAL AT THE RODEO WE?VE AGREED TO DRAW THE LINE AT OUR POW WOW WE WON?T LET A SINGLE COWBOY RIDE FOR NOW PLEASE DON?T THINK WE?RE TRYING TO BE CUTE ?TIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET WE?LL SIT DOWN IN THE CHUTE CHORUS BULLY FOR BEN THE BULL BULLY FOR US WE?LL HAVE FAIR PLAY OR WE?LL KEEP UP WITH THIS FUSS WHEN THE COWBOYS RIDE IN, THE CROWD GOES WILD WITH CHEER WE WANT TO HEAR APPLAUSE THE NEXT TIME WE APPEAR THE COWBOY GETS THE GIRL AND THE MONEY, AND THE DRINK WE GET ALL THE MUD AND THE STINK WE WANT MORE THAN BRASS RINGS FOR OUR NOSES WE WANT TO SMELL THE MONEY ALONG WITH THE ROSES REPEAT CHORUS NO MORE RODEO CLOWNS GRABBING ONTO OUR TAILS AT ALL TIMES DIGNITY AND DECORUM MUST PREVAIL NO WAVING RUBBER CHICKENS IN FRONT OF A BULLS? FACE THOSE CLOWNS DON?T FOOL ANYONE EXCEPT THE HUMAN RACE UNTIE ALL OUR COWBELLS AND THROW THEM DOWN A WELL SO WE CAN SEND A COWBOY TO HEAVEN OR HELL REPEAT CHORUS RODEO OFFICIALS WE BULLS APPEAL TO YOU MAKE THE ARENA CLEANER FOR YOU KNOW WHO WE WON?T CHARGE A COWBOY IN THIS DIRTY DUST COMPLETE TOILET FACILITIES ARE A MUST WHEN WE THROW A BUCKEROO HE SHOULDN?T LAND IN POO THE GROUND SHOULD BE ROCK HARD SO HE CAN BREAK IN TWO REPEAT CHORUS OH I DREAM OF RIDING A COWBOY VERY GENTLY WITH HIM STRAPPED TO A SADDLE UNDER A TON OF ME FOR ONCE THE BULL WON?T END UP AS A PILE OF STEAKS THAT COWBOY WILL BE FLATTER THAN A PLATTER OF PANCAKES Page 2 REPEAT CHORUS Joe Pickering Jr. Songwriter King of the Road Music BMI publisher and copyright owner C 1991 |
| Song Length: 3:32 |
| Primary Genre: Country-Contemporary |
| Secondary Genre: - |